I love listings like this

From PAP:

Rue Oberkampf. 1er étage sur cour. Sombre et vis à vis proche. 2 pièces 40 m², refait à neuf : parquet, électricité, plomberie, fenêtres double vitrage. Pièce à vivre avec cuisine américaine, chambre, salle de bains, chauffage électrique individuel. Taxe foncière : 60 euros/an. Charges 80 euros/mois. Gardienne. Digicode. 224.000 €.

Sometimes listings are so brutally honest they make me smile.  Here the third sentence reads “Dark with no view (vis-a-vis).”  And there’s no contact number!  Yeah, I guess they really want to sell this place.

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One Response to “I love listings like this”

  1. Struggler Says:

    I guess you won’t be falling over yourself to go see this one then! Probably just as well, the local vampires will no doubt beat you to it 😉

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